Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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D115 is when someone calls themselves a total failure because they’re too lazy to do anything right

Bro, I’m D115 today. I didn’t even brush my teeth.

I failed math again. I’m officially D115.

I skipped school and my mom called me D115.

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D115 is when you’re so bad at life you think being a nobody is a superpower

I’m D115 and I’m proud. I don’t care if I fail everything.

I eat cereal for dinner and I’m D115.

I got a zero on my test and now I’m D115.

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D115 is when you’re too stupid to realize you’re a loser and you say it out loud

I’m D115 and I’m not even sorry.

My dog is smarter than me. I’m D115.

I got kicked out of class and now I’m D115.

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D115 is when you’re so useless you think being a failure is a lifestyle choice

I’m D115 and I’m here for the journey.

I sleep all day and I’m D115.

I got a detention and I’m D115.

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D115 is when you’re too lazy to be a normal loser, so you upgrade to a deluxe version

I’m D115 and I’m not even trying.

I failed the test and I’m D115.

I skipped my chores and I’m D115.

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D115 is when you’re so bad at everything you think being a nobody is a badge of honor

I’m D115 and I’m here to stay.

I didn’t do my homework and I’m D115.

I got grounded and I’m D115.