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A person who talks so much their mouth is on permanent vacation and they never shut up even if their tongue falls off.

My cousin talks nonstop during my favorite TV show like he’s trying to replace the narrator.

At the family reunion, my uncle talked so much he drowned out the fireworks.

During the Zoom call, my boss talked so much I thought my dog was barking at me.

A human being who rambles about anything and everything like they're paid to do it and they never stop.

My friend went on for 10 minutes about his cat’s hairball problems during my math test.

My mom talked about her day for 2 hours while I was trying to eat my cereal.

At the park, my neighbor talked about his garden like it was a TED Talk.

Someone who yaps so much they could get a scholarship for talking and still have time to eat and breathe.

At the dinner table, my brother talked so much he didn’t even notice his soup was gone.

During the movie, my sister talked the whole time like she was giving a speech.

My friend talked so much during the game that the other team started talking back.

A person who talks so much they could be a part-time job and still have time to talk in their sleep.

My teacher talked so much during class I thought I was in a podcast.

During lunch, my friend talked so much the whole cafeteria was listening.

At the bus stop, my brother talked so much the driver almost ran into a tree.