D1 Wigout

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When someone flips their lid and goes full-on lunatic mode; a meltdown so extreme it could make a football coach cry and a gym teacher throw a chair.
My mom saw my math test and had a D1 Wigout. She screamed, 'I gave birth to a failure!' and threw my pencil at the wall.
My dog ate my homework and had a D1 Wigout. He barked, growled, and tried to eat my math teacher.
My brother failed his driving test and had a D1 Wigout. He yelled, 'I'm gonna fail my life!' and ran out of the building like a maniac.
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A total breakdown that could knock out a whole team; like when your brain explodes and your feet start running on their own.
My teacher had a D1 Wigout when I walked into class wearing a banana hat. She said, 'I'm gonna fail you all!' and started writing on the board with her feet.
My cousin had a D1 Wigout when he found out his favorite pizza place closed. He cried, 'My life is over!' and threw a chair through the window.
My dog had a D1 Wigout when I took the ball away. He howled, 'I will never forgive you!' and ran around the house like a madman.
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A full-blown explosion of frustration; like when your brain is on fire and your mouth is talking to your feet.
My friend had a D1 Wigout when his Xbox broke. He yelled, 'I'm gonna die!' and tried to punch the wall with his foot.
My brother had a D1 Wigout when he got a D on his math test. He said, 'I'm gonna fail my life!' and threw his pencil at his brother.
My mom had a D1 Wigout when I told her I was going to be a wizard. She said, 'I gave birth to a wizard? That’s not even real!' and screamed at the ceiling.
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