Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who acts like he’s fancy but still wears boxers.

He said he was going to the club but still wore his old pajamas.

He tried to impress me with his 'swag' but forgot to brush his teeth.

He called me from his phone but was still wearing socks with sandals.

2

A guy who talks big but can’t handle a little drama.

He said he’d beat up anyone who talked to me but ran when I said 'hi.'

He bragged about his car but it broke down on the way to the party.

He called me a nerd but got scared when I asked him a question.

3

A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world but still forgets his lunch.

He told me he was the best but forgot his lunch and cried.

He said he’d rule the school but got lost in the hallway.

He bragged about his plans but couldn’t remember what day it was.

4

A guy who thinks he’s tough but still cries when he gets a paper cut.

He said he could take anyone but cried when he got a paper cut.

He tried to be cool but got scared when I laughed at him.

He said he was fearless but ran when the lights went out.

5

A guy who talks like he’s in a movie but still lives with his mom.

He said he was a superhero but still lives with his mom.

He acted like he was in a movie but got lost on the way to the theater.

He said he was going to be rich but still borrows money from me.