d0ppy

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A homeless hacker who breaks into computers like they're candy wrappers and spits out passwords like they're gum.

My d0ppy stole my Wi-Fi and my dignity. I'm still trying to get my password back.

He turned on a laptop with a screwdriver and a curse. It worked. I didn't.

I saw my d0ppy eating a burger while hacking a bank. He got a free meal and my life savings.

A computer that looks like it was built by a madman in a basement with no electricity and a lot of rage.

My d0ppy turned on and it sounded like a warzone. I thought my laptop was exploding.

That thing has more wires than a spider’s web and it still doesn’t work.

I tried to use my d0ppy and it crashed. Now I can’t even text my mom.