d0cck

Hey d0cck why you still single? You're like a broken toaster.

D0cck I saw you at the mall with your fat guy and his girlfriend. Real trash.

You're such a d0cck I almost threw my drink on you at the bar.

D0cck you're like a broken phone that won't stop ringing.

You're such a d0cck I almost walked out of the club.

D0cck why you still here? You're like a bad song on repeat.

D0cck you're like a bad breakfast. No one wants you.

You're so annoying I almost yelled at you in the grocery store.

D0cck why you still single? You're like a broken mirror.

D0cck you're like a broken printer. Always making noise.

You're such a d0cck I almost threw my phone at you.

D0cck why you still here? You're like a bad habit.

D0cck you're like a broken toaster. No one wants you.

You're such a d0cck I almost walked out of the bar.

D0cck why you still single? You're like a bad song.

D0cck you're like a broken phone. Always ringing.

You're so annoying I almost yelled at you in the mall.

D0cck why you still here? You're like a bad habit.