D00sh

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A person so full of themselves that they think they're the best thing since sliced bread, and they probably took the bread and the knife and the toaster and called them all friends.
My cousin is a D00sh. He thinks he's a rockstar just because he knows how to send a text.
My boss is a D00sh. He yells at the printer when it doesn't work.
My neighbor is a D00sh. He thinks he's the president just because he has a fake ID.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone is so clueless and proud that they think the whole world revolves around them, even though they can't even do basic math without a calculator and a curse word.
My math teacher is a D00sh. He thinks he's Einstein because he can add 2 + 2 and still get confused.
My friend's brother is a D00sh. He told the gym instructor he was a bodybuilder just because he had a shirt that said 'Muscle' on it.
My mom's coworker is a D00sh. She thinks she's a chef because she once burnt toast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is so bad at life that they need extra letters in their nickname just to make everyone else feel worse.
My uncle is a D00sh. He put a zero in his nickname because he thought it made him look cooler.
My brother's friend is a D00sh. He added zeros to his name so he could be called D00sh2.0.
My dad's boss is a D00sh. He changed his name to D00sh3000 just to flex.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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