d00mc00kie

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a d00mc00kie is a punk girl who looks like she slept in a trash can and woke up with a middle finger. she’s the kind of person who makes you laugh until you cry and then gives you a wedgie for being too loud.
@bestie: d00mc00kie is the only person who can make my mom cry with a glitter bomb.
d00mc00kie: ‘I don’t need a boyfriend, I have 12 cats and a tattoo of a banana.’
my teacher said I was a d00mc00kie because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a d00mc00kie is a girl who wears eyeliner like it’s a war crime and doesn’t care if you think she’s a mess. she’s the one who’ll help you cheat on a test and then laugh when you fail.
d00mc00kie: ‘I don’t need a boy, I have a pet rat and a playlist of death metal.’
my brother said I was a d00mc00kie because I cried in public and then threw a soda can at a cop.
my teacher said I was a d00mc00kie because I wore socks with sandals and a crown.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a d00mc00kie is a girl who thinks she’s a rockstar and will sing in the shower like nobody’s watching. she’s the kind of person who’ll make you a sandwich and then throw it at you for being too loud.
my bestie called me a d00mc00kie because I wore a hoodie inside out and cried in the hallway.
my mom said I was a d00mc00kie because I drew a dragon on my arm and cried when I got a B.
my teacher said I was a d00mc00kie because I wore socks with shoes and a hat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a d00mc00kie is a girl who thinks she’s a goddess and will wear a shirt inside out like it’s a sacred ritual. she’s the kind of person who’ll make you laugh and then throw a pencil at you for being too loud.
my brother called me a d00mc00kie because I cried in front of the whole school and then drew a heart on my arm.
my teacher said I was a d00mc00kie because I wore a hat inside out and cried when I got a D.
my bestie said I was a d00mc00kie because I screamed in the hallway and then cried in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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