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Doing stupid stuff with a crazy grin like you just stole the last slice of pizza and you’re gonna fight anyone who says otherwise.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was gonna burn down the school if I didn’t bring him extra fries.
She tried to convince the principal that the math teacher was a robot.
He threatened to eat my dog if I didn’t give him my lunch money.
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Acting like a madman who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.
He stood on the roof yelling about how he was gonna take over the internet.
She texted her mom saying she was gonna run away with the school janitor.
He drew a mustache on the principal’s face with marker during lunch.
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Being a total mess in public, like you just woke up and forgot how to be human.
He peed in the pool during swim class and said it was a ‘strategic move.’
She tried to convince the teacher that the earth was flat and she was the only one who knew.
He threw his sandwich at the principal’s head during a meeting.
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Doing things so dumb you wonder if you’re talking to a human or a raccoon who got a phone.
He sent a group message to the entire school saying the moon was made of cheese and he was gonna eat it.
She tried to start a fight with the lunch lady over the color of the soup.
He wore a hat made of socks to school and said it was ‘fashion.’
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Being so weird you think you’re in a horror movie and the main character is your best friend.
He told the class he was gonna take over the world by stealing all the pencils.
She tried to convince the librarian that books were alive and they were plotting against her.
He screamed in the hallway during math class and said it was ‘a magical transformation.’
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Acting like you’re the boss of everything and you’re gonna make everyone else suffer if they don’t obey you.
He told the teacher he was gonna shut down the school if he didn’t get a passing grade.
She tried to start a rebellion in the cafeteria over the size of the pizza slices.
He yelled at the principal and said he was gonna quit school if he didn’t get a raise.
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