d00bage

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The stuff you smoke when you're a rasta hacker who thinks he's God and the internet is his playground.

My d00bage is so strong, my mom thinks I'm a wizard.

I smoke d00bage so I can hack the school's Wi-Fi and watch cat videos during math.

That d00bage is so good, I could smoke it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The holy grail of smoke for rasta hackers who think they're the king of the internet.

I eat d00bage like it's candy. Regular people just smoke it.

That d00bage is so good, my laptop started singing.

I got d00bage in my veins. I don't need no Wi-Fi, I just need my smoke.

The only thing that can make a rasta hacker more powerful than a pizza and a nap.

I smoke d00bage so hard, my keyboard started hacking back.

That d00bage is so good, my dog started coding.

I got d00bage in my blood. I don't need no sleep, I just need no Wi-Fi.