d-(^.-)z

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A smug face winking at you like they just won the lottery and you’re stuck paying for their pizza.
Bro sent me d-(^.-)z after I failed his math test.
My crush texted me d-(^.-)z when I spilled soda on his shoes.
My mom used d-(^.-)z when I told her I got a D in science.
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A happy face giving you a thumbs up like they just got a free taco and you’re stuck with the bill.
My friend used d-(^.-)z when I beat him at video games.
My teacher used it when I finished my homework in 5 minutes.
My dad used it when I finally cleaned my room.
3
A guy standing there like he just won the lottery and you’re the loser who didn’t even get a free snack.
My cousin used d-(^.-)z when I lost the race.
My friend used it when I tripped and fell in front of everyone.
My brother used it when I cried over a broken toy.
4
A fancy way of saying "good job" but with extra attitude and a hand on the hip like they’re ready to judge you.
My teacher used d-(^.-)z when I got an A on my test.
My mom used it when I finally passed my driving test.
My friend used it when I beat him at chess.
5
A face saying "Great job!" like they just got a free pizza and you’re the one who had to eat the crust.
My friend texted me d-(^.-)z after I beat him in a video game.
My teacher used it when I finished my homework early.
My sister used it when I cleaned my room without being asked.
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A face looking at you like they just got a free taco and you’re the one who got the bill and also had to eat the lettuce.
My friend used d-(^.-)z after I won the race.
My mom used it when I finally passed my math test.
My dad used it when I finished my dinner without being told.
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An Arabic guy who thinks he’s fancy and has his hand up his ass while giving you a thumbs up like he’s the king of all pizza.
My friend used d-(^.-)z when I failed his math test and he got an A.
My teacher used it when I got a D and he got an A.
My cousin used it when I cried over a broken toy and he got a new one.
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