D. Wobbly

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A fancy way to say you were driving like a drunk raccoon before the cops gave you a ticket.

My uncle got D. Wobbly after he hit three traffic lights and a mailbox.

She got D. Wobbly because she tried to parallel park while drinking coffee and wine.

He got D. Wobbly and ran a red light while yelling at a chicken.

When you drive so wobbly it looks like you're trying to balance a bunch of pizza boxes on your head.

He got D. Wobbly and swerved into a truck because he was texting with his toes.

My mom got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a hot dog stand.

He got D. Wobbly and made the cop laugh so hard he let him go.

A term for when your driving is so shaky it makes your dog look calm.

He got D. Wobbly and almost drove into a lake because he was eating a whole pizza.

My cousin got D. Wobbly and hit a stop sign while doing a handstand.

She got D. Wobbly and nearly ran over a cat because she was arguing with her phone.

When you drive so wobbly it looks like you’re trying to dance while your car is on fire.

He got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a trash can because he was drinking soda and beer.

My brother got D. Wobbly and swerved into a parking lot while singing a song badly.

She got D. Wobbly and made the cop give her a warning because she was cute.

A nickname for when you drive like you’ve been hit by a bag of bricks and a bottle of whiskey.

He got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a tree because he was eating fries and arguing with his brother.

My friend got D. Wobbly and turned the car into a rollercoaster.

She got D. Wobbly and made the cop laugh because she was wearing pajamas.