d-way

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A spot, usually your driveway, where you crash when your life is a mess and you’re too high to care about anything else. It’s where you live when you’re too lazy to move and too stoned to notice your mom’s screaming.

My d-way is my second home. I live there when I’m too stoned to remember my own name.

I came home from the store and my d-way was already full. I had to park in the neighbor’s yard.

I told my mom I was coming home, but I just stayed at my d-way. I forgot I even had a house.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you fall for someone’s lies about having a place to stay, only to find out they’re full of crap and you’re just another person sleeping in the driveway.

I thought I was getting a real room. Turns out, I was just another d-way guest.

He said he had a bed. I got a sleeping bag on the floor.

I got duped by my friend. Now I’m sleeping in the driveway like a dog.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re so desperate and horny you’ll let anyone touch your junk, even the fat ugly chick from the gas station and that butterface who works at the pizza place.

I’ll let anyone touch my junk. Even the old lady who gives me free coffee.

I was so horny I let that butterface from the pizza place touch my junk.

I was that desperate. I let the fat ugly chick from the gas station touch my junk.

by Slangipedia 5d ago