D. U. AYE!

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your friend who drinks so much they think they're a superhero and promise to drive you all home, even though they can't walk straight.

'I'm gonna drive you all home, bro! I've got superpowers!', then he drove into a tree.

She yelled, 'I can see the road!', then she swerved into a ditch.

He said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... relaxed!', he crashed into a mailbox.

the person who drinks so hard they think they're invincible and takes the wheel like it's a wrestling match.

He said, 'I'm gonna take you all home!', then he ran a red light and hit a pizza truck.

She told us, 'I'm fine, I just need a second!', then she side-swiped a car.

He yelled, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... extra!', then he drove into a bush.

the one guy or gal who drinks until they're blind and still thinks they're the best driver ever, even though they're about to crash into something.

He was blind, but he still said, 'I can drive!', then he hit a pole.

She said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... a little tired!', then she drove into a parking lot.

He screamed, 'I'm the best driver!', then he crashed into a dumpster.