d-twelver

My cousin's family is a d-twelver. They eat expired pizza and think it's a delicacy.

That d-twelver moved in next door. They throw out their dog's old socks like it's a fashion show.

My teacher called my mom a d-twelver. She probably deserved it.

The d-twelver at the park just used a napkin to pay for hot dogs.

My neighbor is a d-twelver. They eat cereal for dinner and call it a lifestyle.

That d-twelver just got a $500 fine for parking on the lawn.

That d-twelver bought a mansion with a credit card and still lives in a tent.

My d-twelver uncle thinks he's a king, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

That d-twelver spent all their money on a fake crown and a bag of chips.

The d-twelver at the dinner table was arguing over a single spoon like it was the last piece of pizza.

That d-twelver eats out of a bucket and calls it a dining experience.

My d-twelver cousin used a spoon as a weapon. It was glorious.

That d-twelver just moved into a landfill and calls it their vacation home.

My d-twelver aunt thinks a landfill is a luxury resort. She probably lives there.

That d-twelver's dog lives in a landfill and it's happy.