D-Train

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A meaty wand used for smushing and slapping. Mostly used when you're trying to get a little extra from someone.
My cousin’s D-Train is so big it could punch a hole in a wall.
He said he'd give me a ride if I let him use my D-Train.
My D-Train is so weak it can't even make a lady laugh.
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The most handsome, smooth, and well-dressed hustler who ever lived. He could charm a nun and steal her lunch money.
D-Train walks in and all the girls drop their fries.
He's got a smile that could make a nun blush.
D-Train’s suit is so fancy, it could pass for a pizza.
3
A holy roller who got kicked out of the church for being a total fraud. Now they walk around like they're the chosen one.
That guy got kicked out of the church for stealing money.
He said he spoke to God, but God said he was fake.
He wears a suit like he's going to heaven, but he's just going to jail.
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A huge, muscular black man who loves white women. He's from Texas, but he might be anywhere. He's like the king of the streets.
That guy’s got a body like a brick wall.
He’s got a smile that could win a beauty pageant.
He's like a walking muscle factory.
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A place so dirty and packed you think you're going to die. It’s like a meat market in a sewer. Go there after 6 and you’re signing your death certificate.
That place is so packed you can’t breathe.
I went in there and my phone got stolen.
It’s so bad, it's like a meat grinder in a trash can.
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You're having sex from behind, and you're screaming like a lunatic. You grab her hair and yell like a train going through a tunnel.
He was yelling like a train in a tunnel.
He grabbed her hair and screamed like a madman.
He moved like a train and yelled like a monster.
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You're alone in a drive-in, drinking something strong, and you're crying like a baby while you jack off.
He was crying like a baby in a car.
He drank a whole bottle of vodka and started sobbing.
He was so sad, he started talking to the movie.
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