D-Tox

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A store for faggots who wear skinny jeans like they’re trying to hide their shame. Shirts with stupid band names. Shoes so ugly they make your mom cry. And the workers are all cool enough to be your crush.

My friend bought 5 shirts and cried when he saw the total.

I went in and got yelled at for wearing sneakers.

The store plays music so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The best store ever. They have so many colors it looks like a rainbow vomited on the floor. They have enough shoes to make Pete Wentz jealous. And the workers are all hot and know your name.

I asked for a scarf and got 10 different ones.

They gave me free stuff just because I smiled.

I came in and left with 3 hoodies and a shirt.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you take a break from getting yelled at by the guy you hate the most. Like when you’re tired of him talking about how he’s the best.

I went to D-Tox because I was tired of him talking about his dumb band.

I had to leave because he called me a faggot again.

I went to D-Tox and forgot about him for a whole day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago