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D-town is Dallas, Texas. Not Detroit. Not Denver. If you say otherwise, I'll call you a stupid, fake, fake-ass city.
D-town is the real deal. You don't know what real is till you've been to D-town.
D-town is number one in crime. You're number one in dumb ass.
D-town is the best. You're the worst. You can't even spell D-town correctly.