D-TOUCH

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When the little guy on your team bonks the ball into the net while the keeper is too busy crying about the noise.

My 5'2" striker headbutted the ball past the keeper who was screaming into a cup.

The shortest player on my team scored a header while the keeper was yelling at the crowd like they were his ex.

My tiny dude scored a header and the keeper was too busy screaming to notice the ball.

A fancy way of saying the smallest person on your team kicked the ball into the net while the keeper was distracted by the noise.

My 5'1" striker scored a header and the keeper was too busy yelling to see it.

The tiny guy on my team scored a header while the keeper was screaming at the crowd like they were a kid who broke his phone.

My little guy scored a header and the keeper was too busy yelling to notice.

When your tiny player hits the ball into the net while the keeper is too busy yelling at the crowd to see it.

My 5'0" striker scored a header and the keeper was screaming so loud the ball got lost in the noise.

The shortest person on my team scored a header and the keeper was too busy yelling to notice the ball.

My little dude scored a header and the keeper was screaming so much he forgot to save.