Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fancy name for the part of a guy’s junk that gets all the attention and likes to show off.

Bro, I just got a d-tip like a trophy at the gym.

He was flexing his d-tip like it was the final boss.

My little cousin asked me what a d-tip was, and I told him to ask his dad.

2

The front part of a guy’s noodle that's always the first to cheer when someone walks in.

She said I had a d-tip that could start a riot.

He was showing off his d-tip like it was a new phone.

My brother’s d-tip is so big, it has its own Instagram.

3

The part of a guy’s pecker that’s always the first to laugh at your jokes.

My mom said my d-tip was getting too big for its britches.

He used his d-tip to wipe the floor with me in the bathroom.

My d-tip is so big, it’s got a sidekick.

4

The head of a guy’s willy that’s always the first to wave when someone walks in.

He said my d-tip was so big, it could beat a drum.

My d-tip got stuck in the door, and it was not happy.

She called my d-tip a ‘front-row seat to the chaos.’

5

The tip of a guy’s noodle that’s always the first to pop out and say hello.

My d-tip is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

He used his d-tip to flirt with the barista.

My d-tip is so big, it’s got a life of its own.