D-tier

Current Trending

7 views · Added 16d ago · 5 definitions

1
A human who can't even do basic stuff right. They're like a broken toaster trying to make toast in a hurricane.
My cousin tried to play video games and failed at life. He’s a D-tier.
That kid can't even tie his shoes properly. D-tier for life.
My neighbor tried to mow the lawn and it looked like a war zone. D-tier.
2
Someone so bad at everything it's almost a sport. They're the reason people invented the word 'embarrassing.'
My dog tried to dance and it was worse than a D-tier.
That guy failed at cooking and now we all have to eat burnt toast. D-tier.
She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat fighting a blender. D-tier.
3
A person so useless they make the garbage bin look proud. They're the reason we all hate Mondays.
My brother tried to do a magic trick and it was a disaster. D-tier.
That kid can't even draw a stick figure. D-tier for sure.
She tried to run and it was like watching a turtle on a treadmill. D-tier.
4
The kind of person who makes you want to quit life. They're the reason you’re still stuck in the 6th grade.
My friend tried to play chess and lost in 3 moves. D-tier.
That kid failed at math and now he’s stuck in the 3rd grade. D-tier.
She tried to do yoga and it looked like a wrestling match. D-tier.
5
A human who can't even do one thing right. They're like a broken clock that only tells lies.
That guy tried to play basketball and it was like watching a baby fall off a cliff. D-tier.
My sister tried to cook and it was like a science experiment gone wrong. D-tier.
He tried to talk and it was like listening to a broken radio. D-tier.
xs