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When you're so cock obsessed you check it like a damn lottery ticket and you're still not satisfied

Bro I just got a dick pick and I'm already staring at it like it's the last slice of pizza

I got a dick pick and I've checked it 5 times already and I'm still not done

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The state of being so proud of your cock you look at it like it's the reason the sun came up

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