D-tard

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A person who thinks they're a king just because they got a soda at the Magic Kingdom.

I saw a D-tard crying because the castle didn't glow at 7 AM.

My cousin married a D-tard. Now we have to listen to ‘It’s a Small World’ every Sunday.

That D-tard tried to talk to Mickey like he was his best friend.

A person so dumb they think Donald Duck is a real person and he lives in a trash can.

My D-tard friend tried to buy a ticket to Space Mountain with a coupon from 2003.

That D-tard thinks the teacups are haunted.

My mom called me a D-tard because I didn’t know who Cinderella’s dad was.