D-Stang

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A D-Stang is a smelly, loud, stupid guy who drives a shiny Mustang or any other V-8 car like it’s the only thing that matters. It’s also the car he drives, and it’s usually covered in dirt and stupid stickers.
My cousin is a D-Stang. He drove his Mustang through a puddle and yelled at me for laughing.
I saw a D-Stang at the gas station. He honked at me and said my car was ugly.
My teacher called my friend a D-Stang because he drove his V-8 car to school and didn’t do his homework.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-Stang is a guy who thinks he’s cool because he drives a V-8 car. He probably eats pizza for breakfast and doesn’t know how to spell his own name.
My neighbor is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and thinks he’s a rock star.
At lunch, my friend called me a D-Stang because I walked to school.
My brother’s a D-Stang. He drives a V-8 car and eats pizza for dinner.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-Stang is a guy who uses his V-8 car to show off. He probably doesn’t know how to park and thinks everyone else is stupid.
My friend is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and honks at me every day.
At the mall, I saw a D-Stang driving his V-8 car and yelling at a parking meter.
My teacher said I’m a D-Stang because I don’t own a car and I don’t care.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-Stang is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the road because he drives a Mustang. He probably doesn’t know how to read and still thinks he’s the best.
My cousin is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and thinks he’s the king of the road.
My friend called me a D-Stang because I don’t have a car and I don’t like loud noises.
At the park, I saw a D-Stang driving his V-8 car and yelling at a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-Stang is a guy who drives a V-8 car and thinks he’s the most important person in the world. He probably doesn’t know how to do math and still thinks he’s awesome.
My brother is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and thinks he’s the most important person in the world.
At school, my friend called me a D-Stang because I didn’t bring a car to lunch.
I saw a D-Stang at the grocery store. He drove his V-8 car and yelled at the cashier.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-Stang is a guy who drives a shiny V-8 car and thinks he’s the best. He probably eats donuts for breakfast and still doesn’t know how to spell his own name.
My neighbor is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and eats donuts for breakfast.
At the park, I saw a D-Stang driving his V-8 car and yelling at a tree.
My teacher called me a D-Stang because I don’t have a car and I don’t know how to park.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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