D-Squad

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A New Yorker who moves south and thinks he’s the king of the whole damn place, even though he can’t even pronounce the word ‘syrup’ right.
Bro, I moved here from the Bronx and I’m gonna be the best damn rapper this city’s ever seen.
He tried to order sweet tea and said ‘sweat tea’ like he was in a commercial.
He called the mayor ‘the mayor of the Bronx’ and expected him to apologize.
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A bunch of barely legal girls who think they’re gonna be famous, but they still can’t do their own makeup without help from their mom.
She said she’s gonna be a superstar by next year. I saw her try to do her eyeliner and it looked like a raccoon got into her eye.
They all posted a group selfie and it looked like a middle school field trip.
She said she’s gonna be on TikTok by next week. I’ve seen her try to take a video and it looked like a horror movie.
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A tiny group of rappers who split off from a group of guys who were so gay they tried to make a song about glitter and it failed. Now they’re just a bunch of bros who still argue about who’s the best.
They used to be called HOT BOYZ, but that group was so gay they tried to make a song about glitter and it failed.
Now they’re just a bunch of bros who still argue about who’s the best.
They’re still a small group of rappers who think they’re the best even though they’re just five guys with a dream.
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A group of college friends who sell weed and alcohol to other college students. They’re not violent, but they will steal your pizza if you don’t pay them.
They sell weed and alcohol to college students and they’re not violent, but they’ll steal your pizza if you don’t pay them.
They met in college and now they’re a non-violent gang who still steal pizza.
They’re like a family who sells weed and steals pizza and they’re still in college.
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A group of girls who are all lesbians and they’re not even shy about it. They’ll tell you to your face that you’re not their type.
They’re all lesbians and they’re not even shy about it. They’ll tell you to your face that you’re not their type.
She told me I was not her type and then walked off like I was a joke.
They’re all lesbians and they don’t hide it. They’ll even tell your mom you’re not their type.
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