D-some

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Putting Dayton Rims on a car like it’s the last day of school and you’re gonna fail if you don’t look cool.
My cousin D-somed his beat-up Honda and now it looks like it came from a car show.
I D-somed my mom’s old Ford and now she thinks I’m rich.
He D-somed his car so hard, it looked like it was wearing a new suit.
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Spending cash to make something better, like buying pizza to make your life better.
I D-somed my Wi-Fi so I could stream my favorite show without it buffering like my life.
I D-somed my lunch so I wouldn’t have to eat the sad sandwich my mom made.
I D-somed my phone so I could take pictures of my new rims without it crashing.
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A fancy way to say you’re getting laid, like when your crush says yes to your invite.
I’m getting some D tonight, and I’m not even wearing pants.
She said yes to my D-some invite, and now I’m smiling like I just won a million bucks.
Getting some D is like getting a free pizza, but with more feelings.
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A slang way to say you’re gonna suck some dick, like it’s your job.
I got D-somed by my boss and now I’m gonna be late for lunch.
My friend got D-somed by his crush and now he’s crying like a baby.
I D-somed my math teacher and now I’m in trouble.
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Smashing someone in roller derby like they’re your nemesis and you’re gonna win the game.
She D-somed that girl in the derby and now she’s stuck on the floor.
He D-somed the whole team and now he’s the king of the track.
I D-somed my rival so hard, the crowd went wild.
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Sucking cock in a way that’s so gross, it’s like you’re eating a piece of old pizza.
I got D-somed by my uncle and now I smell like old cheese.
My little brother got D-somed and now he’s crying like a baby.
She D-somed her friend and now they’re both gross.
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A barely passing grade, like when you barely passed and you’re still gonna fail next year.
I got a D-some and now I’m stuck in this class forever.
My friend got a D-some and now he’s gonna fail again.
I barely got a D-some and now I’m stuck with this teacher for another year.
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