D-Slap

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You grab your wiener and whack it against a girl's face like she's a piece of meat. Also called a Mushroom Slap because it looks like a mushroom.

I d-slapped my ex at the mall and she cried in public.

My homie d-slapped a random girl at the party and now she's my homie's girlfriend.

I d-slapped my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.

When your teacher catches you being a total idiot and gives you a slap so hard it feels like you got hit by a truck.

My teacher d-slapped me for talking back and I had a bruise for a week.

I got d-slapped for eating my lunch during math class.

She d-slapped me so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

You take your penis or your friend's and whack someone in the face with it. It's best when the person is wasted or knocked out.

I d-slapped my friend's girlfriend while he was passed out at the bar.

My friend d-slapped a guy who was snoring at the table.

I d-slapped my math teacher after he gave me a failing grade.