D-shou

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The kid who acts like he’s the smartest person in the world but hides his face under a hood like he’s trying to escape a monster. He also throws pitches so fast they might give you nightmares.
D-shou just told me he invented time travel. I asked how he knows that. He said, 'I threw a curveball yesterday and it came back today.'
He’s in class and still has his hood up like he’s hiding from the teacher’s glare. And somehow he still knows the answer to every question.
He told me he’s going to pitch in the World Series. I said, 'You’re not even 13 yet.' He said, 'I’ve already mastered the art of throwing.'
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The class brain who hides his face like he’s trying to escape a camera. Also, he can throw a pitch so fast it makes your brain short-circuit.
D-shou just solved the math problem in 3 seconds. Then he pulled his hood down and said, 'You’re welcome.'
He’s the only person who knows the answer to every question, even when the teacher’s yelling at the whole class.
He threw a fastball so hard I think it broke the window. The teacher said, 'That’s not a pitch, that’s a missile.'
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The kid who thinks he’s the smartest and the best at baseball. He also throws pitches so fast they might make your brain explode.
D-shou said he’s going to be a baseball legend. I asked, 'Have you even played a real game?' He said, 'I’ve played in my head.'
He’s the only one who knows all the answers, even when the teacher is screaming at the board.
He threw a pitch so fast it knocked the teacher’s coffee out of her hand. She said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever seen.'
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