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When a certain individual drops every pass like it's cursed and runs like a fat kid with a broken leg.
He dropped the easiest catch of the game and got tackled by a toddler.
He fumbled the ball and it rolled into the stands like it was trying to escape.
He missed the easiest snap and the crowd threw popcorn at him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a certain individual is so bad at football it's like watching a goat try to ride a skateboard.
He ran into the wrong direction and got tackled by the opposing team's mascot.
He didn't even touch the ball and got called for a penalty.
He tripped over his own feet and the crowd laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a certain individual is so useless on the field it's like they're playing against a bunch of robots.
He got tackled by a robot and screamed like a baby.
He ran straight into the quarterback and knocked him out.
He didn't move and got tackled by the ball.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a certain individual is so bad at football it's like they're being controlled by a cursed sock.
He ran in the wrong direction and got tackled by a dog.
He dropped the ball and it flew out of the stadium.
He tripped over his own shadow and the crowd roared with laughter.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a certain individual is so bad at football it's like they were born in a locker room and never saw the light of day.
He fumbled the ball and it rolled into the stands like it was trying to escape.
He got tackled by a freshman and screamed like a toddler.
He missed the snap and the crowd threw shoes at him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a certain individual is so bad at football it's like they're playing with a bunch of blindfolded cows.
He ran into the wrong direction and got tackled by a cow.
He dropped the ball and it flew over the goalpost.
He tripped over the quarterback and fell into the crowd.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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