d-ramp

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A d-ramp is when a bunch of angry or bored people run through town and kick the hell out of everything in sight. Mailboxes get smashed. Cars get dented. Gazing balls get broken like they’re made of glass and also made of pain.
My cousin’s d-ramp broke three mailboxes and a dog. The dog was fine. The mailboxes weren’t.
They hit a mailbox so hard it screamed. I swear it screamed.
The d-ramp happened during lunch. The principal was mad. The kids were happy.
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A d-ramp is like a group of people going on a rampage just for fun. They throw rocks at cars. They kick over gazing balls. They laugh while they do it. They don’t care if you’re sleeping or eating.
They threw a rock through my neighbor’s window. He didn’t even wake up.
I saw a d-ramp at the mall. They broke a mailbox and a vending machine. Both were sad.
My dog joined the d-ramp. He barked at the gazing balls. They were scared.
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A d-ramp is when a group of people go around town to make everything look like a war zone. They dent cars. They smash mailboxes. They laugh like they’re the kings of destruction.
They dented my mom’s car so bad it looked like it had been in a fight.
They smashed a mailbox so hard it made a noise like a baby crying.
The d-ramp happened on a Saturday. No one was happy. Everyone was broken.
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A d-ramp is when a bunch of people go around town to ruin everything. They kick over gazing balls. They punch mailboxes. They don’t stop until they’re all covered in dirt and laughter.
They kicked over my gazing ball. It fell on the ground and cried.
They punched a mailbox so hard it made a noise like a loud fart.
The d-ramp happened after school. I got a detention. They got a laugh.
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A d-ramp is when a group of people decide to take out their anger on everything in town. They hit cars. They break mailboxes. They laugh while they do it. They never stop.
They hit my dad’s car so hard it made a noise like a cow being hit by a truck.
They broke a mailbox. It was sad. It made a loud noise.
They did a d-ramp during the weekend. No one was happy. Everyone was broken.
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