D. Pope

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A sweaty, bald old man who flunks every student and can't get a date. He's so ugly he makes your grandma look good.

D. Pope just failed me in math. He doesn't even know what a fraction is. He probably thinks pizza is a math problem.

My crush said D. Pope asked him out. I threw up.

D. Pope tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill a dinosaur.

An ancient, hairless man who can't pass a test and can't get a girl. He smells like a toilet and looks like a ghost.

D. Pope tried to teach me algebra. He said 2 + 2 was 5. I asked why. He said, 'Because I said so.'

D. Pope tried to text my sister. He sent her a picture of a cat wearing a hat. It was the worst.

My dog ran away from D. Pope. He's that scary.

A bald, ancient, faggot who flunks all your friends and can't get a single girl. He's so old he probably knew your grandma's mom.

D. Pope failed my friend in science. He said the sun was made of cheese. My friend cried.

D. Pope tried to ask my little brother out. My brother started crying and ran away.

D. Pope tried to text me. He wrote, 'Hi. I like you. I think you are fat.' I blocked him.