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a guy’s fake apology that really means he wants to get naked and bother you
He said sorry for being late, but really he just wanted to grab me and go
She texted him 'I forgive you' and then he showed up at her door wearing nothing but a smile
He apologized for breaking her phone, then immediately asked for a kiss
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when a guy says he's sorry, but it's just a cover for him wanting to touch you
He said sorry for eating all the pizza, then pulled me into a hug
She got mad, but he said sorry and then tried to take her shirt off
He apologized for being a jerk, but then he started touching her leg
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the worst kind of apology, it’s just him trying to get in your pants
He said sorry for missing her birthday, but then he just wanted to snuggle
She got a text that said 'sorry' and then he showed up at her house in a towel
He apologized for being a mess, then he grabbed her and said 'you’re my favorite mess'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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