D-ploma

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Getting a D in high school means you barely passed, like you were sleeping through class and crying in the bathroom.
I got a D in math because I forgot to do my homework and cried in the hallway.
My brother got a D because he spent more time playing video games than studying.
I got a D in science because I drew a cat on my test instead of answering the questions.
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A D-ploma is when you graduate but only because the teacher felt bad for you.
I got a D because my teacher felt bad I had a dog that kept eating my homework.
My friend got a D because she failed every test but the teacher let her pass.
I got a D because the teacher said I looked sad.
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A D-ploma is like getting a passing grade but it feels like you got kicked in the gut.
I got a D and it felt like my brain was on fire.
My friend got a D and he threw his pencil at the board.
I got a D and I cried in the cafeteria.
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Getting a D is like getting a pass from a teacher who didn’t want to deal with your nonsense.
I got a D because my teacher said my nonsense was too much.
My friend got a D because he talked too much in class.
I got a D because I dressed up as a chicken on the first day of school.
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A D-ploma is the worst kind of passing grade, like you just barely avoided getting flunked.
I got a D because I was one question away from failing the test.
My friend got a D because he forgot to show up for the final.
I got a D because I got a 60% and it was the lowest in the class.
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A D-ploma is when you graduate with a grade that makes you want to scream and throw your diploma at the principal.
I got a D and screamed in the hallway.
My friend got a D and threw his diploma at the principal.
I got a D and I cried in the office.
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