Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing you use to make a woman scream, cry, or throw up. Also known as your main tool for being a man.

Bro, I just saw your d-piece and I’m not even mad anymore.

My d-piece is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

I used my d-piece to win the bet. No shame.

2

When your hair looks like it was hit by a tornado and you’re too lazy to fix it. Also known as your dome piece, but this one’s way worse.

I came to school with my d-piece and my teacher sent me to the principal.

My d-piece looked like a raccoon attacked it.

My d-piece is so bad, my dog left me.

3

The thing you show off when you’re trying to impress someone. Also called Dick Piece, but that’s just a fancy way of saying it.

I showed my d-piece to the whole class and now I’m the class clown.

My d-piece is so big, it got its own nickname.

I told my crush my d-piece was nice and now I’m going to the prom.

4

The crankshaft of a man. Used to insult someone when they’re being a total loser.

Your d-piece is so weak, it can’t even crank a car.

He called my d-piece a piece of junk and I slapped him.

My d-piece is so strong, it could start a war.

5

The thing you use to get a blow job or to make someone laugh when they see you fail. Also used to tease other guys.

I used my d-piece to get a blow job and now I’m the talk of the town.

He failed his test and we all laughed at his d-piece.

My d-piece is so bad, it’s a national disgrace.

6

Your head. Also called your dome piece, but this one’s way cooler and way less embarrassing.

I hit my d-piece and now I’m the king of the school.

My d-piece is so big, it’s got its own seat.

I used my d-piece to win the game and now I’m the best at everything.

7

The perfect man. He’s good at everything. He’s hot. He’s smart. He’s got a d-piece so big, it could start a war. He’s the guy everyone wants to be.

That guy in the anime is my d-piece. I want to be him.

My d-piece is so perfect, I can’t even stand it.

I saw my d-piece in the mirror and I’m jealous.