d-patrol

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D-patrol is when a girl is so thirsty she’s like a dog on a leash. She’s sniffing every guy like they might be her next meal. #thirst #D

I saw her walking past 5 guys and didn’t even blink. She’s on D-patrol.

She DM’d me 3 times in 10 minutes. She’s on D-patrol.

She asked me if I had a twin. She’s on D-patrol.

D-patrol is when a girl is so hungry for love she’s willing to fight for it. She’s not just looking, she’s attacking. #thirst #D

She stared at me like I owed her money. She’s on D-patrol.

She asked if I had a girlfriend and then laughed. She’s on D-patrol.

She walked up to me in the middle of a group chat. She’s on D-patrol.

D-patrol is when a girl is so obsessed with getting the D that she’ll flirt with anyone, like a drunk kid at a pizza place. #thirst #D

She sent me a photo of her dog. She’s on D-patrol.

She asked if I wanted to be her backup plan. She’s on D-patrol.

She started a group chat with my best friend. She’s on D-patrol.