D-Pantalones

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This dude is the ultimate cool kid in this whole mess! He’s got the look, the money, and the attitude to back it up.

He showed up in a brand new car and a fancy suit, and everyone was like, 'Who is this guy?'

He just bought three new cars and still has time to text me every day.

He’s got more money than my grandma and still acts like he’s broke.

This guy is the king of the block, living large and making everyone else look bad.

He just dropped a thousand dollars on a pizza and still had change left over.

He’s got more cars than my brother has problems.

He just bought the whole block and still had time to text me.

He’s the ultimate flexer, showing off his cash and his style like it’s a daily habit.

He just bought a new house and still had time to post a selfie.

He’s got more money than my mom and still acts like he’s poor.

He shows up to every party with a new car and still has time to flex on everyone.