D-Pain

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D-Pain is T-Pain's faggot brother who got stuck in a toilet and never came out. It also means the burning feeling in your junk when you're too horny or you've been screwing for hours. People say it just to be annoying.
D-Pain. I just saw a rat in my pants.
D-Pain. My dad walked in on me taking a dump.
D-Pain. I ate six tacos and my pants are on fire.
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D-Pain is when your penis feels like it's being stabbed by a million tiny knives. It could be from sitting too long, looking at a hot guy, or just being a faggot.
D-Pain. My mom yelled at me for wearing my dad's socks.
D-Pain. I tried to wear pants backwards.
D-Pain. I saw a hot guy and now my junk is screaming.
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D-Pain is when your dick is so happy it feels like it's about to burst. It can happen when you're drunk, you see a naked guy, or you just remembered you didn't do your homework.
D-Pain. I saw a naked guy in the grocery store.
D-Pain. I forgot my lunch and now my junk is confused.
D-Pain. My dog licked my face and now my dick is screaming.
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