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Two dykes fighting like they're in a bar and the other dyke stole their last drink.
"You think you're hot? I'll show you hot!", @LesbianLover123
At the Pride Parade, two dykes started a full-on wrestling match over a single lipstick.
My cousin got into a d-on-d because her ex said she was 'too much.'
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Yu-gi-Ohs screaming that stupid phrase like he just got kicked out of a math class and his brain is on fire.
"I will crush you like a peanut!", Yu-gi-Ohs, after losing 3 times in a row.
Yu-gi-Ohs yelled it during a math test, got sent to the principal's office.
He screamed it in the middle of a pizza shop, and the pizza guy gave him a free slice.
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A nervous guy or girl making that weird noise before they try to play that complicated card game and probably fail.
He made that weird noise before he lost to his little brother.
She whispered it before she got destroyed by a 10-year-old.
That noise came out of him before he got kicked out of the game.
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A crazy person saying they don't want drugs or diseases, just a partner who won't leave them for the next hot guy.
"No drugs, no diseases, just a partner who won't cheat on me.", @LonelyHeart69
He posted on Craigslist and said, 'No drugs, no diseases, just a partner who won't leave me for a pizza guy.'
She said, 'I don't want to get high and then get sick. I just want a partner.'
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The dumbest part of Yu-gi-Ohs, when he screams that stupid phrase like he's trying to win a math competition.
He screamed it when he lost to his little brother.
He did it in the middle of a pizza shop.
He yelled it at the principal when he got sent to the office.
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Drunk backwards, like you're a drunk person who can't walk straight and your brain is also upside down.
He was drunk backwards after drinking 10 beers.
She walked into a wall and said, 'I'm drunk backwards.'
He fell down and yelled, 'I'm drunk backwards!'
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The two dumb guys who made Game of Thrones, and they messed it up so bad it's like they got kicked out of a math class.
They made the last season so bad, it was like they got kicked out of a math class.
They messed up the story so bad, it was like they were drunk backwards.
They made the show so bad, it was like they were both dumb and dumber.
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