d-money smoke diet

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5 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

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D-money's smoke diet is when you chug down three packs of Marlboro Reds every day like it's a damn milkshake. If you survive it, you're basically a god in the cigarette realm.
"I just smoked 60 cigarettes today. My lungs are on fire and my brain is melting.", @Dmoney2000
"I tried the D-money smoke diet and now I can't taste my own food.", @CigaretteGuru99
"I'm doing the D-money smoke diet so I can be rich and famous like him.", @FutureKing420"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The D-money smoke diet is when you smoke so much you turn into a walking ashtray. It's not for the weak, it's for people who want to live like a king and die like a god.
"I did the D-money smoke diet for a week. I look like a chimney now.", @DmoneyFanatic
"I tried the D-money smoke diet and my throat is now a prison for my voice.", @SmokeDad91
"I'm doing the D-money smoke diet because I want to be like D-money. I don't care if I die.", @FutureKing420"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The D-money smoke diet is a brutal ritual that turns you into a cigarette machine. You smoke 60 a day and hope you don't end up looking like a used ashtray.
"I tried the D-money smoke diet and now I have a voice like a smoker from the 1980s.", @CigaretteKing123
"I did the D-money smoke diet and I can't even breathe straight anymore.", @DmoneyLover87
"I'm doing the D-money smoke diet because I want to be famous and rich like D-money.", @FutureKing420"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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