D-Moe

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A hot woman so fine she makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten up.

I saw D-Moe at the mall and I forgot how to walk.

My friend texted me a photo of D-Moe and I immediately asked for a second opinion.

I tried to flirt with D-Moe and got rejected by a crowd.

A woman so good-looking she makes you question your life choices and your ex’s intelligence.

I saw D-Moe in class and my teacher had to yell at me to pay attention.

My friend asked me to go to the movies and I said no because D-Moe was there.

I tried to ignore D-Moe and ended up texting her anyway.

A woman so fine she could make a statue blush and a dog get jealous.

I saw D-Moe at the gym and I started doing push-ups just to look cool.

My friend said D-Moe was coming and I immediately forgot my lunch.

I tried to act cool around D-Moe and ended up tripping over my own feet.