D-Max

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When a guy slams another guy’s butt from behind like he’s trying to break the wall, no lube, and he looks like he’s holding two bags of bricks instead of suitcases.
Bro, you just did a D-Max and I felt it in my bones.
He did a D-Max so hard, the ceiling cracked.
D-Max? That’s not a move, that’s a war crime.
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The one thing you never want to be called by anyone, ever. It’s like being called a baboon in a banana factory.
You said D-Max? I’m gonna make you eat my shoes.
D-Max? I’ll give you D-Max.
D-Max? I’ve had worse insults from my goldfish.
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This stuff is like supercharged caffeine. It hits you later, like a surprise attack, and it’s way easier on your heart than regular caffeine.
I took D-Max and I stayed awake for 24 hours, no problem.
D-Max? That’s like drinking coffee at 3 a. m. and still being fine.
I took 20mg D-Max and I felt like a superhero.
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