D-Lube

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A fancy butt cream made by some rich guy who thinks his vacuum cleaner can fix your dry ass.

My D-Lube is the only thing keeping my ass from becoming a desert.

I slather it on like it's my last day on Earth.

D-Lube is the reason I still have skin on my butt.

A liquid version of your grandpa's butt crack, used to soothe the pain of D-blading like it's a cursed ritual.

I use D-Lube like it's a holy water for my cursed butt.

D-blading without D-Lube is like walking on broken glass.

I'm not a magician, I'm just a guy with D-Lube.

A magic potion made by some guy who smells like a gym sock, used to stop your butt from screaming in agony.

My butt screams every time I D-blade, but D-Lube makes it shut up.

D-Lube is the only thing I love more than my mom.

I use D-Lube like it's my ex's forgiveness.