D-LOW

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D-LOW means keeping a big secret so tight your lips are gonna fall off. You're hiding something so juicy, even your mom doesn't know.
My bro is D-LOW, he's got a husband and a wife and no one knows.
She's D-LOW about her college GPA. Probably got a 2.0.
He's been D-LOW since 2012. Still don't know what he did.
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D-LOW is the street name of Derek Lowe, but he’s not the only one who’s got a hidden life. He’s just the most famous one.
Derek Lowe is D-LOW, but he’s not the only one hiding secrets.
That pitcher? He’s D-LOW. The whole team is.
Derek Lowe is D-LOW, and he’s got a lot to hide.
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D-LOW is when black men pretend to be straight but are really into men. They're tight-lipped and don’t tell even their best friend.
My cousin is D-LOW. He’s got a wife and a boyfriend. No one knows.
He’s D-LOW and still married to his mom.
My uncle is D-LOW, and he’s got three kids and a boyfriend.
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D-LOW is like being in the closet but way more intense. You’re hiding your gayness from everyone, even your best friend.
He’s D-LOW and still married to his mom.
She’s D-LOW and got caught with her ex.
He’s D-LOW and still in the closet.
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D-LOW is like being a god, but you’re just keeping it quiet. You're so powerful, even the universe doesn’t know.
He’s D-LOW and controls the weather.
She’s D-LOW and can make people disappear.
He’s D-LOW and has a secret identity.
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D-LOW is like keeping a secret so tight, your mouth is gonna fall off. You don’t tell anyone, even your best friend.
He’s D-LOW and still married to his mom.
She’s D-LOW and doesn’t tell even her best friend.
He’s D-LOW and has a secret life.
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D-LOW is when you keep something quiet so bad, even your dog doesn’t know. You’re hiding it from everyone.
He’s D-LOW and even his dog doesn’t know.
She’s D-LOW and even her parents don’t know.
He’s D-LOW and even his brother doesn’t know.
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