D-lister

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A fake famous person who shoves Trump’s face into every ad and screams about him like he’s the best thing since Depends.

I saw this D-lister on TV shouting 'Make America great again' while wearing a tiny hat that said 'I love Trump.'

My uncle signed up for a D-lister subscription and now he gets weekly emails about how great Trump is.

My teacher used to be a D-lister before she got fired for saying Trump was better than the moon.

When you take a Funko Pop and use it like a toilet seat and wear tight shorts just so your butt can shine like a disco ball.

My cousin used a Funko Pop for sex and then wore a pair of booty shorts so tight they looked like they were glued to his butt.

I saw a guy in the park doing Funko Pop stuff and wearing shorts so tight they looked like they were made of cheese.

My brother used a Funko Pop to masturbate and then wore booty shorts to church because he was too embarrassed to be seen naked.