D-line

Current Trending

8 views · Added 17d ago · 5 definitions

When you're sitting there like a king, and your pants suddenly show off your hard-on like it's a royal announcement

Bro, my mom walked in and my d-line was like a billboard

I was eating pizza and my d-line just popped out like a surprise topping

My d-line was so big, my pants tried to quit

The smoothest dude who plays the bass like it's his lover and makes music sound like a sexy whisper

That D-line guy played the bass so good, my ex came back just to listen

He’s the reason I dropped out of school to join his band

D-line’s bass solos are smoother than my grandma’s face cream

When you draw a sketch, take a photo, and then draw it on your phone like it’s a crime scene

I did my d-line drawing on my phone, and it looked like a ghost did it

My d-line drawing was so bad, it got a warning from my tablet

I did my d-line sketch so fast, my phone got a headache

That thing that makes you lose your mind when you’re trying to finish your work

My d-line was like a boss coming to my desk and saying 'you’re fired'

I had a d-line and my project looked like it was in a fight

My d-line was the reason I missed my mom’s birthday

A row of hard-ons standing there like they’re ready to fight for your attention

The d-line was so big, my pants had to call for backup

I saw a d-line and it was like a parade of penises

That d-line looked like it was about to start a war