D-Lay

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the most honest, loud, and annoying motherfucker in the whole country
D-Lay told me I was fat even though I was wearing a tuxedo.
He called my grandma a 'disgusting old man' in front of her face.
He said my math test was 'okay, but not good enough for a smart person like me.'
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a person who can’t stop talking about data, and will drink enough cranberry juice to drown a horse
D-Lay asked me my favorite color, then said I was ‘statistically uncool.’
He drank three glasses of cranberry juice before I even finished my first sentence.
He used numbers to prove I was wrong, even though I was right.
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