D-knot

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A big smelly thing you use to poke people with; also known as a dookon.

"You better bring your D-knot to this fight, or I'll take you down!", @FightBot2000

"I woke up to my D-knot screaming at me.", @MorningRage

"My D-knot is so big, it has its own zip code.", @D_knot_Life

A man's pride and joy; also called a dookon, but that’s just a fancy name.

"I brought my D-knot to the beach, and it got sunburned.", @BeachD_knot

"My D-knot is the reason I got kicked out of school.", @D_knot_Drama

"My D-knot is so big, it’s a full-time job.", @D_knot_Worker

A long, hard thing that makes people jealous; also known as a dookon, but that’s just a name.

"My D-knot is so big, it’s causing traffic jams.", @D_knot_Traffic

"My D-knot is the reason I’m rich.", @D_knot_Billionaire

"I named my D-knot after my ex.", @D_knot_Heartbreak