d-ken

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A cringe-filled nickname for Edward, like calling a fat kid “chubby” when he’s already been bullied for years.
“D-ken? That’s the worst name ever,” said my cousin after I told him my new nickname.
My teacher called me “D-ken” because I forgot my homework again.
My dog’s name is D-ken, and he’s the only one who doesn’t laugh at me.
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When you blabber on about your life, then realize no one cares and you try to sneak out like you’re escaping a prison.
I told my friends about my cat’s new hat, and they just stared at me like I was insane.
During my speech, I saw my mom checking her phone, so I just quit talking.
I was telling my story, and my brother was eating cereal the whole time.
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