D-Johnsoned

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When some giant meaty hands grab you like you're a damn snack at a carnival.

My cousin got D-Johnsoned at the mall and screamed like a baby.

That guy at the gym grabbed me so hard I thought I'd lose a tooth.

I got D-Johnsoned by my uncle and it felt like I was being squeezed by a giant chicken.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A girl who thinks Justin Bieber is a god, and she's obsessed, but also kind of weird.

My friend Kelly talks about Justin Bieber like he's her husband.

Kelly texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me Justin Bieber was wearing a hat.

Kelly cried when Justin Bieber didn't reply to her DMs.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A tiny, weird, super-into-gymnastics, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, joke-telling, foot-sized-midget, short-legged, awkward-handed, totally-not-average, super-cool, super-awesome, super-talented, super-amazing person who everyone wants to be.

Kelly does backflips and tells jokes about her feet.

Kelly is so short she can hide behind a couch.

Kelly's feet are so tiny she can balance on one.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A random explosion of letters that happens when someone is too excited about something.

I saw R. A. N. D. O. M. in the middle of the street and it scared me.

My sister texted me R. A. N. D. O. M. and I didn't know what it meant.

The teacher wrote R. A. N. D. O. M. on the board and everyone laughed.

by Slangipedia 15d ago