D-Ja Vu

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When you suddenly remember that some guy’s wiener was in your mouth and you’re too late to pull out.

I knew it was him when I tasted pepperoni and regret.

She said, 'I knew that cock was in my mouth before I even opened my eyes.'

He walked in and I thought, 'Oh no, I’ve been here before, and I hate it.'

That feeling when you realize you’ve been mouth-fucked by the same guy for the third time this week.

'I didn’t even need to look, I knew that cock was coming back.'

He said, 'I just had to close my eyes and I knew it was you.'

She texted, 'Same guy. Same mouth. Same disaster.'

When you’re so used to getting head that you think you’re still doing it, but you’re just dreaming.

'I woke up thinking I was still eating his cock, but I wasn’t even in the room.'

He said, 'I was dreaming about being mouth-fucked, but I was just eating cereal.'

She texted, 'I thought I was still doing it, but I was just at work.'

That second when you remember your mouth was used for something other than eating.

'I was eating a sandwich and suddenly I remembered, I’d been eating his cock earlier.'

He said, 'I was just about to take a bite when I thought, 'Wait, was that a cock or a burger?''

She texted, 'I was about to bite into a salad, but I remembered I’d been eating a cock.'

When you wake up and realize you’ve been mouth-fucked by someone you barely know.

'I woke up and thought, 'Why does my mouth taste like regret and cock?''

He said, 'I looked at my phone and realized I’d been mouth-fucked by a guy I met on Tinder.'

She texted, 'I woke up and thought, 'I don’t even know this guy, and he was in my mouth.'

That moment when you think you’re having a good time, until you remember your mouth was used for something else.

'I was laughing and having fun, until I thought, 'Wait, was that a cock or a punchline?''

He said, 'I thought it was a good time, until I remembered my mouth had been used for something else.'

She texted, 'I thought I was having fun, until I realized I’d been eating his cock.'